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He PingPing, the world's shortest man has an intel inside!
Suckered.Us world exclusive.
Suckered.Us Staff. |
In a hastily arranged press conference today, Intel spokesmanpersonpoliticallycorrecttermsapply, told reporters that He PingPing, the worlds shortest living man, who only reaches 73 centimeters (2.4 feet) in height, has had an intel CPU installed.
The spokesmanpersonpoliticallycorrecttermsapply, Jack Bauer, said
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While giving the press conference live on Fox News, (ye you guessed it - Intel Inside), a group of 911 Truth Activists were heard chanting - |
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